there are silly little mistakes that you don’t really want to learn from

and there are disastrous mistakes that you want to be burned out of time and space and at the same time to be materialized so you can shoot it and burn and feed to pigs and shoot and burn the pigs also and then shoot and burn yourself so that nobody ever has any chance of knowing about it

guess which is my type

I’m not even sure there are as many languages in the world as there are in the subtitles for all the movies I’ve watched this year

this is the first time in my life when pizza managed to get cold before i finished it

I have friends whom I can tell every single thing I have done during the day without interruption

I have friends with whom I can share my butts admiration

I have friends who go to me when they’re in trouble and friends I can go to myself

Also friends that I talk to like I’m a 5-months-old baboon and who still know I am smart

but it bothers me so much that there’s not a single person who combines all these qualities. It seems weird that all my friends are divided into groups depending on their function

I could spend some time and write a lengthy post about how I spent the last night but these gifs tell more than words

(although there are words on them so maybe the latter is debatable)

I feel like I am the only person alive who has never had a big black bag

little-polka:

all my friends are friends with benefits

that benefit is being my friend

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Ezra Koenig’s head fits the best btw